Alf gets to have a rabbit with his china's, Boris and Dave at Leadenhall Market in London during the 2010 elections. The Mayor of London and our future PM both listened closely to Alf's Pearly wisdom on matters of state. The showing of the three of them on the popular TV show 'Mock the Week' below gives some great one-liners whilst Alf is little disappointed that his advice is given a slightly different spin!
Why not come along to see Alf at Greenwich Market (he's there most Sunday mornings) and he can tell you what really passed between between him and these two wily old Costermongers of State!
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